Basically, this blog is run by two loser chicks with nothing better to do than make fun of weeaboos. Why did we choose weeaboos? First, they’re unintentionally hilarious. Second, we were once weeaboos ourselves in middle school and feel the need to release our undying guilt through mockery. And third…all of us that watch anime have a bit of weeaboo in us, come on. Admit it.
Anyway, if you’re reading this and thinking “What the HELL is a weeaboo?”…you’re lucky. Seriously. Just forget about it and never look at this blog again and continue living in blissful ignorance.
But if your curiosity is getting the best of you, here’s what Urban Dictionary has to say about weeaboos:
“Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they’re far from it. They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes. You can find a lot of these idiots clogging up the forums of Gaia Online, hanging out in the international aisle of the supermarket, or crowding the manga section of your local bookstore. Synonym of wapanese.”
^Not the greatest definition, but it gets the point across.
Anyway, this blog is purely satirical and all in good fun. Keep in mind that not everything we post necessarily reflects our views. We don’t actually write Hetalia/Death Note/Naruto/Black Butler/Soul Eater crossover fanfiction, we promise.